◆I’ve prepared a number of topics that should appeal to the advanced and novice conversationalist.

　　我準備了一些應該能同時吸引高階談天霸與低檔聊天人的話題。

　　◆New topic: "Women, delightfully mysterious or bat crap crazy?"

　　新話題：“女人們，討人喜愛的謎女還是令人厭惡的八婆?”

　　◆Point of order. As you’re in distress, it would be customary for me to offer you a hot beverage. But, I’m a guest in your home, so it would be customary for you to offer me a beverage. How do you want to proceed, vis a vis beverages?

　　按照程序。因為你不開心，按照慣例我該給你倒杯熱飲。但我是你的客人，按照慣例你該給我倒杯飲料。你想要怎么來面對面互倒飲料呀?

　　◆My brain is better than everybody's!

　　朕是全世界最聰明的人!——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆You distract me. I've been distracted since the moment I met you. Because all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you。

　　你害我分心。從遇見你的那一刻起，你就讓我分心。因為我的腦海里滿滿都是想吻你的沖動。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆I think you might find the support you're looking for, if you realize that relationship are a give and take。

　　你要知道，你在一段戀愛中能得到多少其實全部取決于你付出了多少。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100% of your time and energy to it。

　　達到目標的最好辦法就是投入自己百分之百的時間和精力去完成它。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart。

　　你的一字一句都像是冷冷的酸雨在我破碎的心上胡亂地拍。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆When you got to go space, it was hard for me. Because it made me realize they'll just send anyone up there。

　　你上太空的時候，我挺難受的。因為這讓我意識到，只要是個人就能被太空總署送上去。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆脾氣泄露了我們的修養，沉默道出了我們的品味。

　　◆當感覺天快塌下來的時候，實際上是自己站歪了!

　　◆不要把自己看得太強，以致無視外因的成就;不要把自己看的太輕，以致成為他人的踏板。

　　◆總有人會迷失方向，否則真理的路上將人滿為患。

　　◆有棱有角的害處是，別人啃起你來十分方便。

　　◆Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.

　　佩妮的錢基本都是靠濫交來的。

　　◆What sight is better than your little boy embarrassing a Nobel laureate?

　　有什么景色能與你兒子讓諾貝爾獎得主顏面掃地相媲美呢?

　　◆Are you trying to suggest that my emotional problems are no different than those of a stupid person?

　　你是說我的情緒問題跟那些白癡沒什么兩樣嗎?

　　◆It’s not suspicious that I’m fixating – it’s consistent with my personality.

　　我鍥而不舍沒什么奇怪的-我個性向來堅持不懈。

　　◆I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper, you're better than this!

　　我居然想用蛇來嚇唬印度佬。加油啊，庫珀，你就那么點能耐嗎。

　　◆If you weren't my friend, there'd be a hole in my life!

　　如果沒有你這個朋友，我的人生會若有所失。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆From now on, I'm gonna say yes--yes to love, yes to adventure, yes to life, whatever it maybe, the answer's going to be yes。

　　這從今天起，我要積極接受一切，接受愛，接受挑戰，擁抱生活，不管什么事，我都會勇敢地去接受。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆You have to have the courage to end the relationship. Break it off, shake hands, walk away.I know it's hard, honey, but that's how you grow。

　　你得有壯士斷腕的勇氣結束感情。分手止損、握手道別、甩手走人。我知道這很困難，但人都是這樣成長的。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆Just make sure, you know, you appreciate those who... who are still there for you。

　　你要記住，一定要珍惜那些還在你身邊的親朋好友。——《生活大爆炸》

　　◆Well, if it’s any help, I’ve read all the great moral philosophers, including Dr. Seuss.

　　如果需要幫忙的話，我讀過各種倫理學家的著作，包括蘇斯博士(美國著名作家及漫畫家、以兒童書出名)的書哦。

　　◆Okay, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won’t be relying on Seuss here. Although One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish might be surprisingly applicable.

　　這么說現在的主題是性忠貞。蘇斯博士在這方面估計靠不住。不過《一條魚，兩條魚，紅色的魚，藍色的魚》到可能驚人的適用。