1、再堅強，咱也是女人。

Strong again, the za is a woman.

2、你是不是三鹿喝多了？

Are you sanlu drink many?

3、少時瞎透，老了咳嗽。

When she was blind and old cough.

4、無理取鬧，必有所圖。

Unreasonable, will figure.

5、忍無可忍，就重新再忍。

The last straw, to endure again.

6、太理智的，那不叫青春。

Too rational, it's not called the youth.

7、蹲在廁所里，想著500萬。

Squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million.

8、努力尋找屬于自己的道路。

Trying to find their own path.

9、同心而離居，憂傷以終老。

From the concentric, sorrow to die.

10、不要迷戀妹，妹怕哥犯罪！

Don't be obsessed with sister, brother sister afraid of crime!

11、花有百樣紅，人與狗不同。

Flower is red, the person is different from the dog.

12、必修課選逃，選修課必逃。

Compulsory courses to choose escape, elective course will run.

13、沒有行李，我一個人旅游。

No luggage, I a person to travel.

14、年少太輕狂，尼姑也瘋狂。

Young too frivolous, nun also crazy.

15、讓未來到來，讓過去過去。

Let the future arrival, let the past pass.

16、丈夫非無淚，不灑離別間。

Husband not no more tears, no separation between.

17、社會路難走，有人也有狗。

Social road difficult to walk, someone has a dog.

18、人生路難走。交友別交狗！

Life is difficult to walk. Friends don't pay the dog!

19、想讓我低頭，那你跪下吧！

Want to let me down, that you kneel down!

20、你若撒野今生我把酒奉陪。

If you run on in this life I company with wine.

21、看透別說透、繼續做朋友。

See through don't say, continue to be friends.

22、沒經歷過，才笑別人的疤。

Not experienced, to laugh at others scar.

23、我只為人民幣服務，謝謝。

I just for the service, thank you.

24、生活就是生出來，活下去。

Life is born, live.

25、散場的擁抱，混亂的心跳。

Surely embrace, chaos of the heartbeat.

26、名花雖有主、我來松松土。

Famous flowers are the main, I come loose earth.

27、少壯不努力。老大寫作業。

They don't work hard. Eldest brother do homework.

28、做氣質男人，泡品味娘們。

Do men temperament, taste bitch.

29、我不恨你，但我恨我愛你。

I don't hate you, but I hate I love you.

30、愿成大成績優異的學生，文理全不怕。

Wish into large outstanding students, liberal arts all not afraid.

31、眼淚流過會不會變成彩虹。

Will tears flow into a rainbow.

32、你給我滾，馬不停蹄的滾。

You roll to me, on the roll.

33、三個臭皮匠，臭死諸葛亮。

Two heads are better than, smelly dead zhuge liang.

34、一時的沖動，子孫的危機。

At that time the impulse, of the children of the crisis.

35、累了就睡覺，醒了就微笑。

Tired to sleep, wake up just smile.

36、請允許我把我們相忘于江湖。

Please allow me to have left us in the river's lake.

37、玩心計，你不是我的對手！

Play calculation, you are not my opponent!

38、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。

Want to bite you, it's a pity that I am a hui people.

39、若只是喜歡，何必夸張成愛。

If just like, why hyperbole into love.

40、哥如果掛勒、請給哥燒個姐。

Brother if le, burn a brother elder sister, please.

41、上班的心情比上墳還要沉重。

Go to work than a grave heavy heart.

42、我要給你幸福，誰都攔不住！

I will give you happiness, no one stop!

43、與其逃避現實不如笑對人生。

Rather than escape from reality smile to the life.

44、鳥在籠中，恨關羽不能張飛。

A bird in the cage, hate guan yu zhang fei.

45、你站在那別動，我飛奔過去！

You stand on that don't move, I ran past!

46、我不信命，我只信雙手去打。

I don't believe it, I only believe his hands to play.

47、姐屬于國有財產，絕不賤賣。

Elder sister are state-owned property, not for sale.

48、結婚生子，注定自己是傻子。

Marry and have children, to oneself is a fool.

49、誰是誰老公？都他媽臨時工！

Who is the husband? All his mama of temporary workers!

50、相逢，不是恨晚，便是恨早。

Meet, not hate late, early is hate.

51、我熱情有限，你把握好時間。

My passion is limited, you grasp the good time.

52、不要迷戀姐，你姐夫有點野！

Don't be infatuated with elder sister, your brother-in-law is a little wild!

53、實力造就經典，者絕非偶然。

Power make classics, is no accident.

54、別說我變了，全都拜你所賜。

Don't say I changed, all thanks to you.

55、你的微笑，溫暖了整個冬季。

Your smile, warm the whole winter.

56、后悔就別做、做了就別后悔。

Sorry don't do, don't regret it.

57、人本是人，不必刻意去做人。

Humanism is a person, need not deliberately to life.

58、百度搜不到你，只好進搜狗！

Baidu search less than you, so we have to sogou!

59、我贏了所有人，卻輸掉了你。

I win all, but I lost you.

60、我的世界，我一個人懂就好。

My world, I know a person's good.

61、一見鐘情，再而衰，三而竭。

Love at first sight, and failure again, three and exhaust.

62、跟我拽，你先去買副棺材吧！

With me, you go to buy a coffin!

63、我很丑可是我有音樂和啤酒。

I'm very ugly but I have music and beer.

64、時間改變了我們，告別了單純。

Time has changed us, said goodbye to the simple.

65、沒有你，俺活得比任何人都好。

Without you, I live better than anyone else.

66、我和脂肪作斗爭，差點沒犧牲。

I struggle with fat, almost no sacrifice.

67、你過來一下子，我懷念一輩子。

You come all of a sudden, I miss a lifetime.

68、嘩眾，可以取寵，也可以失寵。

Publicity, can to the gallery, also can be in the doghouse.

69、只要有信心，人永遠不會挫敗。

As long as there is confidence, people will never foil.

70、只想優雅轉身，不料華麗撞墻！

Just want to elegant turned, and ornate wall!

71、就不要放棄，放棄就不要反悔。

Don't give up, give up, do not have to go back on our word.

72、我們的宗旨是：為人民幣服務。

Our aim is: service for RMB.